Last Sunday, I went to hair cutting saloon and after having my hair cut, they guy asked me if i want to have a head massage. I said, ok, for the first time in that saloon, I thought it would cool off my head a bit and may be more relaxing. So, he took Brahmi Amla Kesh Oil and put around 3-4 tea spoon full of it on my head. It was really very soothing and cool. He started with his hands on my head practicing as he is in some tabla competition. Thum, dhap, dhup, dhak dhak, lak lak. I can hear hell lots of different types of sounds inside my head. And he was practising and smiling, looking towards me as if i am enjoying a lot - audience me. Then he closed his hands, made a punch, and start thumping my head as if he is trying to beat and break something showing off his manly power. After 10 minutes of his hand punching/practising tabla, he bent a little, opened a drawer, and took out an iron like gadget. I thought, must be giving it to somebody else. But, he plugged it just in front of me into a socket and switched it on. To my amazement, it made some strange sound as if something wants to come out of the iron. It was wobbling inside it. He put the iron face on my head and my head too started wobbling. Dum, dum, dum, dum... up down up down... like a flubber was trapped inside it and it wanted to come out of it. He rotated the iron on my head and was pressing hardly on to it. Vibrations from my head were flowing into my ears and my neck to my whole body. As if some low voltage electric shock was given. My blood was boiling. Then he was done with that, but not yet finished with his task. He wanted more. He went ahead, waited, turned around, gave me a Arnold kind a look - 'I'll be back.'. And yes, he returned, he returned with a new warhead. This time it was a shark shaped, blue colored from upside and white colored from downside, had wings, and a tail. But small change, tail had a wire with a plug. He plugged it into a switch board and turned it on. Then I saw one more new thing beneath the jaws of the shark. A round, shining, blue red green shimmering ball was there attached to it. And it was revolving there itself and was shining, firing some lasers on me. Arny (the saloon guy), looked at my head and mummerred - Hasta La Vista, Baby. :( I was gone. I at once asked him to stop, paid him money and ran away as if I had just come out of the GrindHouse.
I am still in an unbelievable mode. It was just hilarious.
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