We are no frogs

And that too deaf. Naaah. Sam just took a 1 hour session on how to have a positive outlook (will tell you later about him). Its true that we can change things, if can't then we can change our attitude. I think there are different kinds of srogs (human beings, m calling them as smart frogs) here in our world. One, who don't want to work; one who don't want others to work, one who want to work but can't because of second type of srogs. So what if third type wants to do something but 2nd kind srogs don't let them. Teachings teach to have positive feelings, positive vibes, positive attitude. And flow/pass these positive emotions to others. Water does passes/flows from one place to another. But only from one direction to another which is lower than the first. i.e. from top to bottom. So, these emotions have to be flown from top to bottom. Even if it flows from top towards bottom , what if there is a filter/blockage that is stopping it from flowing. So here, srogs have to come up and find another way to pass it to bottom. It does not have to be said/preached. It has to be implemented. If blockage is a big mountain, then bypass it. Go directly to bottoms one. It is well said - GOD helps them, who help themselves. Why the third kind of srogs can't work, because they fear of second ones? And there lies the problem? Just dont want to say anything else.. sigh.........

Few attitudes from CartoonStock.

New HR Policies

Please be advised that there are NEW RULES and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of the firm.

Transportation:
It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

• If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
• If you drive a 10 year old car or use public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
• If you drive a pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Annual Leave:
Each employee will receive 52 annual leave days a year they are called Sunday.

Lunch Break:

• Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
• Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
• Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slim fast and take diet pill.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor medical certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Toilet Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets

• There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
• After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "chronic offenders" category.
• Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

Surgery:
As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

Internet Usage:
All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary. (Note: $ 5 Per Minute As We Have 4MB connection). Just for the record. 73% of the staff will not be entitled to any salary for the next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Awesome Mausam

Mausam is awesome today. The climate is cool, rainy. Its drizilling outside. In no mood to work. In mood to go on a long drive.

Current Mood: Romantic
Current Music: Pehla hai pehla pyaar tera mera soni...